Posted 15 hours ago

"What?! Who’s this little guy? I do wanna say hi but it’s gonna take up time that we don’t have for the interview." - Dylan fascinated by interviewer’s baby

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  1. Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  2. Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  3. Me: Couldn't find it at first
  4. Me: But now I'm here
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wolveswolves:

Male Eastern wolf (Canis Lupus Lycaon) by Khalliysgraphy

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perlockholmes:

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!

Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 

Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

It’s eat or be eaten… It’s not a snack or a meal, it’s a fight for survival when you eat pineapple!

Posted 16 hours ago
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mukasfilms:

[Poster] Expendables 3

Posted 16 hours ago

drawthesimpsons:

Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger in “The Expendables” / Simpsonized by ADN

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mochachai:

Age is no excuse!

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raleighbecketting:

I’ve never been more aroused.